Meet CardCat — crying, broke, and somehow still on top of a throne of debt. He spent it all so $CARD could exist. Buy the tears.
CardCat opened 47 credit cards in a single afternoon. Groceries, jpegs, a suspiciously large lasagna — all of it, maxed.
When the statements arrived, he did not run. He sat. On the cards. On the debt. And he became something greater: a symbol.
$CARD is that symbol. Diamond paws. Wet eyes. No refunds.
Numbers a cat could understand. Which is to say: not many, and mostly zeros.
Download a wallet you trust. Fund it. Do not tell CardCat your balance — he gets ideas.
Grab the contract address from the top of this page. Paste it into your DEX of choice.
Trade for $CARD. Confirm the transaction. Feel a single tear roll down your cheek.
Sit on your bag. Blink slowly. Refuse to sell. This is the whole strategy.
